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[THE JERSEY DEVIL IS REAL.... (trail cam footage)]

The New Jersey devil but fat.

[skeleton sneaks into a nice big fat beanbag and ASMR bone rattlng]

"Niggr"rounds" kek.

[You Can Choose a Superpower]

At least he can go for th' high score now, and fly away as free as a bird!

[Don't Sit ON MY BOY!]

Oy vei quit being fatsphobic!

[Smells Like a Dead Man]

This reminds me of that old pixel art machine toy that I used to have. I still have it, but it has been out of action for years.

KurtsBeans responds:

What does it do?

(Also did it have an animation of kurt cobain getting an aneurysm and dying on it)

[Thanks for 7 Years!]

Thanks for having a unique background instead of a boring blank void!

ChappyMonster responds:

yaya!

[NO STORE!!]

Adolf th' red nosed reindeer strikes againzo!
https://youtu.be/Bp2SVKWloxM?si=K2aKF416-wBPV1OK

[Paperland: S2: EP8 - The Bet]

With an attitude like that, he will live a long time, I bet!

[Metamorphosis]

Can I have a translation of what th' sacred text states?

Tammyas responds:

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect.

It is first sentence of book this animation is based on

[You are a BIG SHOT!!]

I wonder if any deltarune fans have perished while waiting for their beloved chapter 3.