GoldenWeaveAnimation's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pigeon Hunter]

"When the war has lasted 20 years, the dragonets will come."

I find it humorus that his bio says he is 36 and lives in hell. Both are technically true now.

If he was still alive, would he still be posting here?

Probably not. This website is long past its heyday. Engagment on Newgrounds sucks balls nowadays. He almost certainly would have abandoned this website for greener grass. No user on here has been posting for 20+ years, sans King Fulp, but that is only because he owns the place.

Everyone else eventually abandons this place because of a lack of engagment and their accounts become ghost ships.

[Mingus the game [TEST]]

Maybe one day I will have a computer and finally be able to play the fun looking games on here.

[Dress-Up Roxie]

A very simple game, but it is not a bad game for what it is trying to be.

Only five dresses is rather limited, there is not very much reply value to this, especially since the game ends right after you pick one, there is no second set of options.

[DREADWILD]

Constant combat, where are the safe areas? Bugs kept coming until I perished.

[Planet Reddit]

I miss r/averageredditor, although one of the mods there was known to spam images of shit at people he didn't like.

[Kill The Healthcare CEO!]

You can tell this game is fictional, because it depicts the CEO guy getting shot in the head. In real life, it was a back shot that reduced him to 0HP.

[Yet Another Roguelike]

Looks cool, too bad I am a mobile user.

GHProd responds:

Thanks man! BTW it sucks that I cannot make it fullscreen... they should make it possible so it can fit to screen resolution.

[Just Shoot'em]

Your game looks very fun, too bad I can't do shite on mobile.